So Pavan took the really useless fable I put up and made it so much more funnier. A zillion times better than what I came up with. Had to credit it in a proper post, so here it is.  Enjoy!

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Reverse engineering or height of joblessness? (weekend starts early in my part of the world)

11:11 PM Hiiiii How are you? what you doing up so late?

Nothing, working on an old draft for blog

11:12 PM Want to hear what happened today? Quite ridiculous if you ask me!

nope, unless it is interesting.. btw, how you doing?

11:14 PM How’s the little one doing?
Me? I am doing okay. Usual u know..

random smiley, munchkin is tsunami in disguise

11:16 PM See any movies lately?
no time, even hubby takes appt to see me, lol

11:17 PM Do you get time for yourself these days, now that am off you’re back?
it is your back, not “you’re” which means ‘you are’.. gosh I am such a grammar nazi!

11:19 PM I am hungry. Can’t imagine why. lol. fine,fine, am a baby, so what’s new? :p
hehe, whats new? hmmn, Obama is leading, did you know?

11:20 PM How is work? You staying quite late.. that bad huh?
that good.. the turk is here doing all-nighters and it is festivities for the women folk

11:21 PM Yoohooo! jumping up and down waving
**earth shatters** is it earthquake?

11:22 PM This isn’t me – it’s my evil twin typing. :\
this is me, myself and rads

11:24 PM o btw, found this really fun site. quite witty if you ask me.
dont spam me, puhleez?

11:25 PM I did something really stupid today. :\
tell me sthing new

11:26 PM ate something?
yup, some bakraa’s head.. paavam

11:27 PM you know you are looking like a bag of bones right? I could easily shove you down, and I dont even have to try.
hey fatso, Anaerobic look is in babeh! But I still ask my hubby if I look fat, should see his face as he stands there startled..

11:28 PM ..and no, am not fat, or “strong” at all. ok, maybe just a little, teeny bit fat.
you arent fat, you are big-boned?

11:29 PM No, am not sitting here moping. I do have a life you know! my world does nt revolve around you!
your world would revolve around me if I were as fat as you.. gravity, you know! are you okay?

11:32 PM of course am ok, why wouldn’t I be ok?! In fact am grinning like a cheshire cat on a high. No reason, just happy.
high?

11:34 PM Saw this egyptian exhibit at the metro over teh wkend, and I stood there and went a nice shade of pink. Thankfully, pink doesnt show on me!
argh!

11:36 PM oy! saw you were up at 3ish a few days ago. are you sleeping at all or you’re some kind of a drone that re-charges tapping at the keybrd?
OID: obsessive internet disorder

11:37 PM go home. it’s late. very late. someone’s gonna get into trouble *sing-songing*:)
trouble is my middle name

11:39 PM I talk too much na? I know.. I really actually don’t you know. Donno why i start prattling away with you. humppff
**crickets chirping**

11:41 PM I dont miss you, at all. not even a teeny little bit. Thats coz you don’t. So I won’t.
yawn

11:43 PM alright, am off. GO HOME! GO, GO. Folks are waiting for you. whattttt? There was no need to snap at me. I was just thinking for you! being like “kind” “considerate” you know, that sorta thing! Fine. Bye.
user has signed off, or atleast wants to make you think so

11:45 PM arghhh, ok. Good night then
duh! tubelight.. g’nite